Im Kevin. im 17 and i like bagel bits =)

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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crunchbuttsteak:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

oh my god

crunchbuttsteak:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

oh my god

(Source: spoopscre4m, via damn-funny)

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sephalopods:

Some things you should remind yourself daily

  • Your tummy is great
  • You have really nice legs
  • You have a really beautiful face
  • Your hair looks rad
  • You’re good enough
  • Your body is 100% normal and acceptable.
  • It’s yours and you should decorate it how you want
  • You’re hella cute

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troyejustugh:

troyejustugh:

Thrilling.

This post is so close to hitting 15,000 notes and I might just cry, y’all, forreal

(Source: lnternetlntrovert, via the-familiarity-of-fire)

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iverbz:

squatwithprayerhands:

hiphiphiphip-hophophophop:

the-internet-thug:

This one slick fucked me up

lmao

The sun…

its like yall never went to school or saw a sundial and assumed the world started when electricity did

iverbz:

squatwithprayerhands:

hiphiphiphip-hophophophop:

the-internet-thug:

This one slick fucked me up

lmao

The sun…

its like yall never went to school or saw a sundial and assumed the world started when electricity did

(Source: frenchinhalechanelxoxo, via iseethelove-iseethehate)

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primuula:

crowcrow:

ON TUMBLR WE ARE REQUIRED TO POST THIS EVERY YEAR.

(i literally waited till midnight to post this)

i’ve missed this everytime for the past 4 years, i think it’s about time i reblog it

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ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

(Source: cindehella, via troyesbooty)

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artificialvanity:

#meangirls “it’s October 3rd”

artificialvanity:

#meangirls “it’s October 3rd”

(Source: alalae)

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