laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
(via smoke-weave-everyday)
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
(via randomness-is-my-thing)
“lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts”
Laughing so hard because its so true
(Source: skate-high, via assassinsalads)
I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
(via ferggylicious)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
(Source: casualcynic, via heterosaxual)
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(Source: newkidsonmycock11)
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
(via xelamanrique)
not feelin this “school” thing tomorrow
(Source: matthitarchive, via killemwithlaughter)
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
(via maxterbate)
